Friday, October 3, 2008

The Truth About Jelly Beans

I was just talking to some hard hittin vets and the word from down the Sunny coast is ; Jelly Beans are for women and children.

If you want to roll out strong with the big boys, you gotta go with SNAKES and plenty of em. Shovel them in ya gob 3 or 4 at a time. If you over fill, no worries, just clamp the old teeth down and chop off any tails or heads hanging out.

You'll be smashing so hard by then, the wind will wisk them away. With any luck they will fly back and stick to one of those wheel sucking bludgers sitting behind you.

Post by: Farm Boy (Marty).