Saturday, November 8, 2008

Position Vacant

The Hitters Bunch has an open vacancy for the position of Dog Caller.

Suitable rider candidates should have the following qualities:
1. Be willing to do the Hitters Ride every Saturday morning.
2. Have a computer or watch that has the time, preferably in digital format.
3. Be able to ACCURATELY count to 2 and a half minutes.
4. Have the ability to not be distracted by conversation with the person riding beside them.
5. Possess the necessary "bark".

Riders believing they may be suitable for the position should submit their resume by responding to this blog. Only suitable riders should apply - Matty, this DOES NOT mean you.